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Tuesday, March 06, 2012

big mac with an advil chaser

Here's the deal..if you are sitting in the ER lobby with your injured "girlfriend" and you have the time and make the effort to:
1) go to McDonalds and order a #3 big mac and fries with a frosty coke
2) stop at the gift shop to get advil for your "girlfriend" sitting in the lobby waiting to go to an ER room

Chances are (tho you wear a silly grin) you probably could have managed at home. If you have the energy and are clever enough, self sufficient enough to get medicine for your "girlfriend" from the gift shop, you should have stayed home.

I am always amazed at the people who come in for minor things but they didn't even try a flippin' tylenol at home.

5 comments:

Rantmaster Rich said...

LOL at the reference to "Chances are".

Lynda Halliger-Otvos said...

I am so needing that rug... omgah !~!

Gina said...

LOL at "Chances are (tho you wear a silly grin)"

hoodnurse said...

At least they didn't both go to McDonalds and request you hold their spot in line? That's about the only thing I can find here in the pro column.

Anonymous said...

Or they are waiting over 3 hrs eating the big Mac with fries and a coke with a chief complaint of abdominal pain, hmmmm wonder why??