Monday, April 30, 2012
tomorrow...I become just another nurse..
We will all look alike, just like the postman, the UPS driver, those who work at McDonalds. Just drones working on an assembly line. All in the name of "patient satisfaction". Yes "patient satisfaction" dictates that all the little nurses all dress alike in their little scrubs.
Next we'll probably have to all have the same hairdo. The same eye color. The same phony smile. Then we'll all be robots just like they want us to be.
HELLO HUMAN PATIENT
I AM MADNESS, YOUR ROBOT NURSE
I WILL BE YOUR NURSE TODAY.
WHAT SEEMS TO THE PROBLEM?
OH THAT IS TOO BAD.
LET ME GET YOU A WARM BLANKET, FOOTIES, A BOX LUNCH, A WARM WET TOWEL FOR YOUR FOREHEAD, A CAB VOUCHER OR TOKEN. THEN OF COURSE ALL OF THE NARCOTICS YOU WANT...
I AM MADNESS, YOUR ROBOT NURSE.
Posted by girlvet at 11:02 PM