I kid you not. A man comes up to the triage desk and says:
"I need my stitches out and a clean pair of underwear and socks..."
No problem sir, let me go to the ER underwear drawer..Do you prefer boxers? Briefs? A thong? Color preference? Solids or patterns?

3 comments:
LOL, we wonder as we wander, don't we?? Folks like this guy really do crack me up.
I think you should have given him an adult diaper!
well you could always have chucked him a couple of inches of stockinette for his willy.
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