tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37811152.post1289766124702497598..comments2024-03-20T10:44:38.106-05:00Comments on madness: tales of an emergency room nurse: ya got dem sticky fingersUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37811152.post-209751146951321152012-09-02T18:12:05.652-05:002012-09-02T18:12:05.652-05:00I once caught a woman stealing Hemoccult developer...I once caught a woman stealing Hemoccult developer out of the stool testing box in the bathroom (she also had a nice selection of linens, all the toilet paper and -ew- an obviously used urinal in her bag of hospital holding). <br /><br />When I said "Hey, what you doing?" she first told me it was none of my business, she was paying for all this stuff (not), then proceeded to rant about our "keeping dangerous **** around" after I informed her those weren't eyedrops and putting them in her eyes or anyone else's would likely cause blindness. She thought she was scamming some free Artificial Tears or something. <br /><br />The relative she was visiting was female. I don't want to know where she stole the urinal. I just hope she didn't have some nice old confused guy's dentures in her pocket, too. Rain23noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37811152.post-80570759545078014072012-09-01T12:09:30.586-05:002012-09-01T12:09:30.586-05:00Maybe the lack of intelligence goes with the steal...Maybe the lack of intelligence goes with the stealing. Which came first though? Some would say the lack of intelligence came first (from their DNA), but if you don't feed and teach children as they grow up, you get stupid adults. It is not DNA, it is the environment.Mark p.s.2https://www.blogger.com/profile/10529811159862096782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37811152.post-13900864654657096512012-09-01T02:15:50.942-05:002012-09-01T02:15:50.942-05:00LOVE IT. Right drug, right junkie, right route (I...LOVE IT. Right drug, right junkie, right route (IV, snort, PO). <br /><br />I'm wondering what our hoodlums are doing with the $10,000 bronchoscope they stole. Probably up someone's butt as we speak. Nurse Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06408755992926959084noreply@blogger.com