tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37811152.post4670823445830964909..comments2024-03-20T10:44:38.106-05:00Comments on madness: tales of an emergency room nurse: sex in the ERUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37811152.post-81119684662837203562013-10-24T13:32:57.778-05:002013-10-24T13:32:57.778-05:00or, and just for the record, not kidding...I once ...or, and just for the record, not kidding...I once walked in on a woman giving a man (her pimp it turns out) a BJ. With his foley catheter in place. That was 20 years ago. The image still gags me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37811152.post-90232018837336507872013-10-08T09:17:21.370-05:002013-10-08T09:17:21.370-05:00How about the pt who is pregnant, pain 10/10, unkn...How about the pt who is pregnant, pain 10/10, unknown source of pain, but we're going with renal calculi, sitting on the bed waiting for pain med-making out with boyfriend, and going out to smoke after she gets it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37811152.post-81013396022563396882013-10-07T03:52:04.368-05:002013-10-07T03:52:04.368-05:00I would have though that as a rule of thumb, anyon...I would have though that as a rule of thumb, anyone who felt well enough to be sexually adventurous, probrably doesn't need emergency care. <br /><br />New triage question:<br /><br />"Are you or would you be interested in engaging in sexual intercourse whilst in our ER? Yes? Discharge to primary care."Malnoreply@blogger.com