The latest stupidity? A survey of course. Hospitals love this shit. Well, of course, yours truly had to take the survey...I love surveys. What was interesting about this was the following question: Describe the hospital in 3 words...I read those words with glee, rubbing my hands together. Let me see:
CEO bonus bonanza
mediocre management paradise
feng shui nightmare
corporate hack refuge
hood rat haven
Then: Describe what your vision of the hospital in the future in 3 words:
registered nurse dreamworld
wealthy nurse stronghold
pampered nurse spa
great staffing fantasy
JCAHO/CMS free zone
I filled out the survey a hundred times...har
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ReplyDeleteI once had to wait for several hours for a needed cat scan because the hospital's shipment of CT dye didn't come in and they had to get some from another hospital. I was just happy I wasn't being admitted again. Someone came in and apologized for the wait. I thought that was really nice. Then they gave me a $50 Target Gift Card. Yeah, they started that 5/5 crap and lost good nurses, etc. I moved so I could go to another hospital that actually cared more about patient care than "customer ratings".
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