I am the triage princess

Strange things happen when I am at the triage desk window. Its like I become something to be honored or revered...

People will kneel at the triage window and I have to assume it is in my honor, or that they are saying a little prayer for me.

This happens even more often: People will lean through the window and bow their heads. Stop it guys..you are embarassing me..

There are times when people will actually LAY in front of the triage window, prostating themselves before me. I quickly tell them to get up, that that kind of behavior is not necessary..

Sometimes this last one will take place WHILE I am triaging someone. They will sometimes kind of begin to "wilt", slipping to the floor as if they can't stay upright in my presence..

I know I am special, but this is ridiculous.

BADA BING.