Saturday, September 29, 2012

GOK and SWAG

The bain of our existence: charting.  More and more required charting, to the point where it will drive us all insane.  In the interest of collegeiality here are some abbreviations that might help you:  
 
AQR - Ain't Quite Right
Call Button Jockey - patient that uses call button, every few minutes  for no good reason
SALT Same as last time
CTS - Crazier than shit
DQ - Drama Queen
ETOH - Extremely Trashed or Hammered
FMPS - Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy seeker), like Call Button Jockey
FOS - Full Of Shit
GOK God only knows
Gomergram - Ordering all available tests because the person is unable to explain what is wrong with them
JPS - Just Plain Stupid
PRATFO - Patient Reassured And Told to Fuck Off
LGFD - looks good from door (but not closely examined, possibly an obnoxious patient)
OBS - Obvious bullshit
Urban Outdoorsman - Homeless person
MFC measure for coffin
SWAG scientific wild ass guess
 
Additions anyone?

14 comments:

  1. SNAFU situation normal all fucked up .

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  2. Anonymous3:45 AM

    TSTL...Too stupid to live

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  3. Anonymous3:47 AM

    HIP- hospital induced paralysis

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  4. Anonymous6:30 AM

    TF BUNDY- Totally fucked, but unfortunately not dead yet

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  5. Anonymous3:52 PM

    CTD, FTD--circlin' the drain, fixin' to die.

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  6. FUBAR fucked up beyond any repair
    PNOOMA pulling numbers out of my ass
    FNG fucking new guy

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  7. Anonymous11:51 PM

    ART--assuming room temperature

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  8. Anonymous10:17 PM

    TSTL -- too stupid to live.

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  9. DAFD (or Daffy D): Dead as a Fu*king Doornail

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  10. There's a wonderful, encyclopedic list at http://www.aboutlanguageschools.com/slang/medical-slang.asp

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  11. Anonymous11:30 PM

    ccfccp - coo coo for coco puffs

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  12. DRT-dead right there
    PITA-pain in the hindquarters

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  13. Anonymous3:18 AM

    A few from the veterinary field...

    ADR - Ain't doin right (instead of AQR)
    BOBO - backed over by owner (yes, it happens that often)
    BD/LD - big dog vs. little dog fight.
    DIC - dead in cage

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  14. DAFD (or Daffy D): Dead as a Fu*king Doornail

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