Friday, August 30, 2013

assinine complaint #45, #234, #12

"I went to old country buffet, gorged myself, and now I have nausea and abdominal pain".

Now fix me.

"I drank too much last night and now I am vomiting".

Now fix me.

"I punched a wall and my hand hurts".

Now fix me.

Fix me. Fix me. Fix me.  You have to fix me. TRA LA LA LA.






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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:38 PM

    Oh Madness...

    Haha, I have a lot of siblings (7) and I hear stuff like this ALL THE TIME.
    "My head hurts where I hit it on the wall"
    Me: "No shit, Sherlock!"

    Ah, but it is life....

    ~Meredith

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  2. menzdotza.blogspot.com10:09 PM

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  3. Anonymous7:37 PM

    Miss Madness! You crack me up!
    Complaint #501
    Don't gorge on french fries and gravy when you have known gallbladder disease and while you are waiting for the birth of your sixth baby in three weeks! It makes me sick to have to shoot morphine and gravol into your ass and into your baby's blood stream. Ten days ago you did the same thing (eating pork chops) and yes, I was the same drug pusher... I had nightmares thinking about your poor fetus.

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