exit stage left

People don't make sense.  You wait 2 hours in the waiting room, are finally brought back. It is busy, you don't get an xray ordered for about an hour.  You are up to go over there.  You dramatically announce that "I am leaving, I've been here 3 hours"  blah blah blah.

What kind of sense does that make? You are about to get what you came for.  Now you are being a martyr. By the way, did I mention that you had to be put in a wheelchair on arrival due to your pain.  You were brought to the room in a wheelchair.  There you are though, snagglepuss (heavens to Murgatroyd) , exit stage left, walking out just fine. Interesting...

ER patients kind of remind me of snagglepuss.