a day in the life of me

Here is a sampling of the patients on my end of the ER yesterday:

cardiac arrest
MI
septic shock
V tach
hysterical allergic reaction
violent drunk
weird drunk
hysterical person who thought they had a tumor
poor pregnant lady who dislocated ankle (only normal patient of the day)
19 year tummy ache with hovering mommy
man with chest pain and nurse girlfriend who were too touchy feely
chronic pain angry drug seeker
short of breath out of inhaler
fender bender future personal injury lawyer client