madness: tales of an emergency room nurse

"I went to old country buffet, gorged myself, and now I have nausea and abdominal pain". Now fix me. "I drank too much la...

Highlight of the day in triage: Man walks swiftly up to triage desk. Opens mouth to speak. I notice he only has one tooth on top. O...

(Cue falsetto voice)  Uh...uh..uh...stayin' alive, stayin' alive....staaaayin' alive.... Thats me and my co workers doin' ...

There's a new phenomenom I have noticed lately.  Women (white of course) who are in their 20's and 30's coming in with a history...