1)IV pole broke: Tape the IV bag to any nearby surface: the monitor, the wall, the patients relative, etc.2) Demented Donald trying to get out of bed? Duct tape will keep him in bed.
3) Duct tape that irritating drunks mouth shut.
4) No security available to watch your suicidal patient? Duct tape will keeep them in bed and SAFE.
4) Out of arm slings? Fashion one out of a piece of cardboard and tape.
5) Patient hairy and need to put him on the monitor? Duct tape will remove that hair for lead placement.
6) Backboards all in use? Take the sliding board, some rolled towels and tape and fashion your own version of spine stablization.
7) Duct tape your manager to a chair.
8) Low on suture or staples: A quick and easy laceration repair.
9) Tape patients gown together for trip to bathroom.
10) Out of adult diapers: use towel and duct tape substitute.
11) Tape NG, ET tube, foley in place.
12) Tape patients wig or toupee in place.
13) Never lose it again: tape you pen, scissors, roll of tape, stethoscope to yourself.
14) Make letters RN on uniform so patients will know you are their nurse. You know how everybody gets confused...
15) Afraid your patient might wander off? Put their name on it, room number and attach to gown.
16) Cheap shoulder immobilizer.
17) Confused grandma will never pull out her IV again.
18) Tape your nostrils together for that smelly clean up
19) Cheap eye patch.
20) Patient has hyperactive kid that keeps running around. Tape to wall (see picture).
21) Duct tape educator to chair - no more of those irritating online quarterly education classes.
22) Patient keeps coughing in your face, won't cover their mouth - use as a mask. Hey relax...they can still breathe out of their nose...
23) Doctor order an enema? Duct tape them out at the triage window.
24) Never get lunch? Tape a snack to yourself. Tape a water bottle to yourself.
25) Tape the ER entrance shut when you get too busy.
Your thoughts?
4 comments:
When I was in HM RAF many years ago , it was always said that everything was held together with black tape .
Haha, seems like duct tape is a theme right now! Just watched a myth buster episode about duct tape being the ultimate survival tool. They were scaling cliffs with pure duct tape rope! I wonder how duct tape would work for restraints...
Just change the name of this from "duct tape" to silk tape and you have my favorite line...." with enough silk tape, I could build a house"
Very nice information about Duct Tape
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