On the window was marked "coffins for $95". Man, that's cheap. You don't get much of a coffin for $95. Probably made of plywood. Your family has to be really down and out to buy a $95 coffin.
Coffins are really weird. Its like they are a measure of how much you loved the person, how much they meant to you. Stupid as that is. Its really pretty ridiculous. Spending all that money on something that is going six feet under to rot. Imagine the billions of dollars in the ground.
The thing about it is, whether you buy a gold plated coffin or a plywood coffin, everybody is equal when we're six feet under.
What a weird blog post....I couldn't resist looking up some weird coffins. Here are three of my favorites: