Tuesday, June 19, 2012
the general idiocy of the human race
I like to keep you up to up to date on the general idiocy of the human race..
Heard of these bizarre things teenagers are doing today?
1) vodka eyeball shots - Apparently you put a bottle of vodka up to your eyeball and pour it in. The eyeball is very vascular so it is absorbed quicky. Is this real? I mean sounds like it would be painful and very damaging to the eye, along with being dumbshit.
2) vodka soaked tampons - Thats right you soak a tampon in vodka and insert it you know where. Again, vascular, quick absorbtion. Seems like this would be messy and you would be dumb as a rock
3) Gummy bear soaked vodka - Nobody will know (aren't you clever...) that those gummy bears you're popping are soaked in booze. Wow...you and your friends are so co..mpletely void of intellect.
I have yet to see any of this in the ER. Most bizarre thing I have seen: someone smoking embalming fluid soaked marijuana...another rocket scientist.
Posted by girlvet at 1:53 PM