Highlight of the day in triage:
Man walks swiftly up to triage desk. Opens mouth to speak. I notice he only has one tooth on top.
One tooth guy: Do you have a condom?
One tooth guy: You don't have condoms here?
He turns around and walks out. He wasn't there to be seen. He just wanted a condom. Maybe I should have said: Yeah, we have condoms, but we only have size small. Is that okay?
Hey, I'm evil, what can I say?