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Friday, January 13, 2017

ER nurse returns to scene of crime


So I'm back. Yes, in the waning days of my crazy career as your friendly neighborhood ER nurse, I have decided to the blog the shit out of these last months.  Yes, my dear readers, yours truly will be leaving the ER within this next year. I have already told everybody in order to force myself to actually do it.

When I do leave the Hortenz W. Snagglepuss ER (YES our ER will be named after some fool who threw some money at the hospital in order to be memorialized on our ghetto ER), no doubt the ER will implode behind me.  

So let the re- blogging adventure commence. Are you still out there in the blogger universe? Come back to me, you deviants...

Before I restart, A BIT OF A DISCLAIMER:  Everything on this blog is true. I have not changed a word of what happened. In fact, I plan to quote patients verbatim. I will probably use real names.  In fact here is my name: Nancy Nussbomb.  I work at the world famous Bob's We're #1 In Rectal Surgery We Are Certified In Everything Some Shit You Never Heard Of We Have Electromagnetic Status (a super-duper nursing certification that leaves magnet status in the dust) Hospital. We are located in downtown Des Moines. That's a picture of me over to the side.

HIPAA be damned! Come at me bro!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you back, love your blog! Who are the trolls that just can't leave you alone?

jimbo26 said...

As we say in the UK - " Welcome back love " , and in the last week or two before you go , tell people ( especially management ) what you think of them .
Nice to have you back , look forward to reading a few more of your blogs .
Yaaaaaaay .

Anonymous said...

"I work at the world famous Bob's We're #1 In Rectal Surgery We Are Certified In Everything Some Shit You Never Heard Of We Have Electromagnetic Status (a super-duper nursing certification that leaves magnet status in the dust) Hospital."
Damn, I thought my hospital was hot s***, but that's got us beat! I bet you see it as the vast compliment to the nursing staff as I do. Keep 'em coming girl.

Anonymous said...

You are awesome!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yay! you're back. Hope you're refreshed and ready to take on the blogging world as well as winter/flu in the ER.

Shrtstormtrooper said...

YASSSS I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK TO FULL TIME BLOGGING!