Monday, March 26, 2012
The Vicodin Follies
Someone came in for something, had no pain whatsoever before their visit or during their visit, but still got a vicodin script.
Patient making 3rd visit this week for same thing, got more vicodin each time.
Have bronchitis? Here's a script for Vicodin.
Apparently today was VICODIN GIVEAWAY DAY. Nobody told me. I was halfway into the shift, before I realized it. Wouldn't it be easier if we just had bottles of Vicodin to give away to each patient as a parting gift? None of those unsightly prescriptions needed.
One guy, I guess he didn't know it was VICODIN GIVEAWAY DAY, actually left before he got his Vicodin script. I tried to run after him, but he was already gone. I guess the next patient will get 2 scripts for Vicodin..
Posted by girlvet at 11:11 PM