Sunday, September 28, 2014

I been robbed

Here are the top ten things stolen from our emergency room:

1) syringes - before drawers were locked

2) linen - sheets, towels and wash cloths

3) phones off the wall

4) fetal doppler

5) lap top

6) bandaids, bandages

7) box lunches

8) gowns

9) oximeter

10) staff purse

11) thermometers

12) TV remotes

13) box lunches

14) scrubs

15) wheelchair

exta added bonus points: Christmas ornaments in the lobby

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I worked at a hospital where one night someone apparently stole a portable X-Ray machine!

I also recall the time a psych patient on oxygen managed to walk out of the mental health unit. The cops caught him trying to swap his oxygen tank for a bag of weed!