Wednesday, January 14, 2015

we interrupt this blog...


Attention all citizens:

The following are not emergencies:

1) bug bites - unless it have swollen to the size of a baseball

2) the fact that you cannot control your teenage daughter or son

3) you are fatigued or can't sleep

4) you want your son, daughter, brother, sister, etc. to get chemical dependency treatment

5) the condom broke

6) you are hungover

7) G tube not working

8) the cut is less than 1"

9) any kind of medication refill

10) menstrual cramps

That is all...go about your business.rrupt


kturnerga said...

So much for urgent care centers, the cure for clogged ER's. I did read where if a scorpion, recluse or black widow bites you should dial 911. Then again I read only do it should you have a serious reaction. I'm giving you folks the night off if I don't have dyspnea or airway swelling.

pineapple rn said...

11. You want to know if you are pregnant and are "shocked" when you find out you are.

12. You want to be treated for an STD

13. Constipation. Seriously.

ChampRN said...

14. Cold symptoms
15. Nausea x1 day
16. Feet swelling (1+ non-pitting)