Thursday, January 01, 2015
On behalf of ER nurses everywhere I am making the following announcement:
***ATTN ALL THOSE WITH ZERO COPING SKILLS****
YES THE FLU SUCKS. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. IF YOU HAVE THE FLU, KEEP YOUR
SORRY BUTT AT HOME. MY CO-WORKERS AND I DON'T WANT TO GET IT. THE PEOPLE IN THE LOBBY DON'T WANT TO GET IT.
THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT YOUR CASE OF FLU EXCEPT THROW SOME
PROBABLY USELESS TAMIFLU YOUR WAY. (I wish that shit was OTC) SO DON"T COME TO
THE ER. I REPEAT: DON'T COME INTO THE ER. WE ARE ALREADY BUSY WITH THE
ELDERLY, CHRONICALLY ILL, KIDS WITH THE FLU WHO REALLY NEED OUR HELP. WE
DON'T NEED YOU TAKING UP A BED BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COPE.
THAT IS ALL.
Posted by girlvet at 10:58 AM