Thursday, February 09, 2012
the swatch police
Yes people, this is key to patient satisfaction and improved hospital performance. Apparently it doesn't matter what color, just that all nurses wear the SAME color. Patients will be able to identify you as a nurse because you are all wearing the same color! Apparently there has been a lot of confusion among patients in hospitals about who in the hell is their nurse. This is gonna clear all of that up people.
Okay, so then I can expect once that magic date arrives and all of the nurses are suited up, patients will be happy, nice, respectful. No one will call me a f--king bitch anymore right? Right?
NOTE TO NURSING STAFF FROM MANAGEMENT: You must comply with the exact shade that we have chosen. Any "off" shade of that color will be considered a "violation of the uniform code" and you will be disciplined up to, and including, firing. Yes, for the first week, we will have members of management working undercover, swatch in hand, making sure all shades match. A sort of swatch police, if you will.
Thank God homeless drunk Dave, Crack head Carol, violent pscyh Patti and demented Dora, who probably were very confused about who their nurse is, will easily be able to identify them. Another advance for medicine.
NOTE TO SELF: Make an appt to get a neon green mohawk for first day of new uniform policy.
Posted by girlvet at 12:00 PM