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Friday, July 13, 2012

we got a 487 in progress

You can have your car valet parked at our ER. Some hoighty toity shit. Does your ER do this? Its pretty weird really.

It doesn't happen that often. Most people just park the car in the ER parking lot. Lately, I had a couple of rocket scientists leave their keys in the car like they are at frickin' Mortons or something.

HELLO PEOPLE. THIS HOSPITAL SITS IN A GHETTO. THOSE PEOPLE YOU SAW STANDING ON A CORNER A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE WERE NOT OUT GETTING SOME SUN. THEY WERE SELLING CRACK.

This has happened twice in the last month. When I told them to go get their keys unless they want their car stolen, they ran like a bat out of hell. Fortunately, in both cases, the car was still there. It was their lucky day.

7 comments:

Kathryn T. said...

Our local Children's hospital does this, the valet parking. It was actually awesome. When my 3-month old infant was having a full blown croup attack, stridor and retractions at rest, I could just bail out of the car at the door of the ED and run in with him in my arms, and not have to go back out and re-park the car while they worked to stabilize my baby's breathing.

Anonymous said...

Really?? Valet parking? Guess it would solve shot times leaving early!

Luis Mary said...

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lisa jerr said...

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