Saturday, January 25, 2014

help wanted:

Help wanted:

*someone who can sell ice cubes to an eskimo
*must me masochist
*former experience on garbage truck a plus
*6 months of bouncer experience helpful
*hazardous waste experience required
*waitress/waiter skills
*united nations workers welcome
*biotechnology degree preferred
*must be night owl
*former jugglers will be considered
*ex-zoo attendants encouraged to apply

Join our team of caring professional nurses at Hood Rat Hospital...

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