Thursday, April 02, 2015

we interrupt this blog...


Attention all citizens:

The following are not emergencies:

1) bug bites - unless it have swollen to the size of a baseball

2) the fact that you cannot control your teenage daughter or son

3) you are fatigued or can't sleep

4) you want your son, daughter, brother, sister, etc. to get chemical dependency treatment

5) the condom broke

6) you are hungover

7) G tube not working

8) the cut is less than 1"

9) any kind of medication refill

10) menstrual cramps

That is all...go about your business.


Anonymous said...

PUBIC service announcement?

NW ER Doc said...

Yes, yes, YES! Now just if I could post this right outside of triage and make everyone read it before they are allowed to sign in!