The caliber of folk we get in the ER gets lower and lower. Witness: Women with 3 kids under 5, now pregnant with 4th kid comes in to be seen. It is late evening and kids are tired and what do kids do when they are tired? They rev up and start running around. Of course rocket scientist mom does nothing to stop them.
Family #2 also in to be seen. They have a couple of kids under 5 in same situation: tired, ramped up. The kids are whooping it up. Rocket scientist mom calls Family #2's kids motherf----ers.
Security is called before a fight breaks out. All is once again calm in the lobby. Another fun day in the hood..
3 comments:
Don't you sometimes wish you had a flamethrower you could purge the entire waiting room. Not to mention it would kill most any bacteria growing there.
I always love it when kids like this are the patients. Obviously, they need to be seen immediately while they attempt to use the lobby chairs as hurdles.
Double bonus points if either parent was in for an STD check.
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