Once again, you are naughty little monkeys..... Yet again we must ask you to cease and desist around the follows items:
1) ABSOLUTELY NO GODDAMN PERSONAL INTERNET USE ON COMPANY TIME.
2) Whoever is eating cheese puffs at the desk, STOP IMMEDIATELY. THIS MEANS YOU.
3) We are not seeing enough SHIT EATING GRINS in the department. Patients are complaining about the lack of a smile on your ugly mugs.
4) I don't know how many times we have to tell you this: THERE IS NO LAUGHING AT THE NURSES DESK. The patients perceive that you are just yukking it up and don't care about them.
5) NO PERSONAL CALLS AT WORK. Unless a member of you family has had their head severed, they should not be calling.
Remember: We are watching you all the time. If any of the above rules are broken, you WILL spend time in the principals (....er management) office.
That is all. BACK TO WORK!
The management
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