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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

put some damn clothes on

There seems to be a rash of drunks running around with no clothes on. They end up in the ER.  I mean, seriously?  If you are that much of a drunk chances are you ain't go that good of a bod.  No one wants to see that thing. Put some damn clothes on.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, the way you so bluntly speak the truth cracks me up!
I love your blog! I just found it a few weeks ago.
I'm hoping to be an ER nurse in a few years (should be starting college in 2-3 years... I'm finishing high-school now).
Any advice for an up-and-coming nurse?
I've already conquered the gag reflex. I can deal with poop/puke/blood/guts anything.

~Meredith

Crusty ER TECH said...

Never put a drunk in a snap up gown. If they stumble during their gait test and you go to catch them chances are that you will tear said gown off of drunk patient like a pair of stripper pants.

Then you'll have a naked drunk still.

Damn.

Advice Meredith? Well Crusty ER Tech says volunteer at a local large trauma center to see what it's really like. Study your sciences hard and remember in the end it's truly about patients.

Anonymous said...

My $.02 for Merideth.

Volunteer at a county ER or trauma center or better: Take anatomy in college and become a scribe for ER docs (having Spanish helps there too, if many Latinos in your area)

Work jobs which require time management, customer service skills. Like waiting tables at a busy restaurant.

Don't care if you have to be an ER tech first or something else on your way to your dream job, wherever that may be.

pineapple rn said...

What I want to know is why every cop and firefighter feel they need to pick up every drunk they find in a parking lot asleep and bring them to my ED?? Just leave them alone, let them sleep it off and that's one less stinky patient I have to deal with.

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