Maybe instead of betting on the drunks alcohol level, we should bet on which drug seeker makes a score.
Here is a synopsis of the "Most likely to score a percocet script drug seeker".
3) Dressed normal (no cleavage, short shorts)
7) Accompanied by concerned male (preferably husband) version of 1,3,4
1) Is doctor in bad mood?
2) Is doctor busy?
3) Is doctor tired?
And there you have it folks, "the most likely to score percocet drug seeker" in a nutshell.