Dear Mr. drug seeker:
Some friendly advice: When you come in for pain and nausea and after you are triaged, tell us you are heading for mickey d's before you go back to a room, then you chow down in the lobby, we are probably not going to take you very seriously...
In fact, we will look at you as a moron. The triage staff will document your activity in the waiting room. The doctor will look at it and you will get tylenol. Except for your gourmet meal at Micks this was a waste of your, our, and the taxpayers, money.
and with a shitload of affection,
Madness the nurse